I am happy to be me - and that's what's most important <3
Colorful thoughts and opinions abound here - typically NSFW. I am pro-manythings, a pervert and a motherfucking nerd.
Also, I have constant queue going that I don't usually tag - I promise I'm not on all the time!
LIVE AND LET LIVE FOLKS. It's not your life, who the fuck are you to judge?
Would you like to see a crab eating noodles?
Never thought of noodles. I’ll have to test it out sometime on my crabbies.
anon or not doesn’t matter
Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”
…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about.
I only gamble with my life, never my money.
The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong
What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.
I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.
I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.
I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.
archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up
- every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
villain to hero pick-up line: there’s not a bad bone in your body… would you like one?
Art by Cyril Rolando
I feel like this really expresses each instrument.
Okay I’m getting a print of the drummer for my dad
I just want tattoos, sex, and a million dollars. Is that really so much to ask for?
"real life doesnt have trigger warnings" imagine supermarkets taking all of the allergy warnings off of all of the foods and then being like "sorry sweetie, welcome to the real world (:" when everyone started going into anaphylactic shock
No restrictions on movies or video games and no warnings, so your 3 year old cousin can get good and traumatized by watching Antichrist!